What I heard:
While having my morning cup of tea sitting comfortably on the couch in the lounge, I saw my kitten, Luna jump on the kitchen counter.
“Luna!” I yelled. “Get down!”
I got up and walked to the counter so he knew I meant business.
“Luna, get down from there!”
He gave me his puppy-eyes-dog look.
Pointing at Luna sternly, the husband said: “Luna, you heard. Get down! The peacock has spoken.”
Luna jumped off the counter.
Quite incredulous, I looked at the husband and asked: “The peacock?”
“Yes, your hair is standing up.”
I suppose it doesn’t help my cause that my hair is also coloured purple.